LarGactyl Rants: M. Night Shyamalan

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SIGNS:

Where do I begin? Ah. Signs. M. Night Shyamalan. So, I’m just going to put this very short and sweet for you all. The movie is terrible. It’s about aliens that try to take over planet Earth, which is mostly water. And then you discover, after everyone is panicking, losing their minds, getting afraid; all of their paranoia- That water is in fact what kills them. The aliens, I mean. So, eh. We had the best defense in the entire world against this alien take over. And M. Night Shyamalan should stop making movies.

 

THE HAPPENING:

Here we go again. Another movie review. This time, it’s The Happening by M. Night Shyamalan. That movie is complete garbage. The trees are making people commit suicide.